I look forward to the coach's upcoming TBS show "Well Ain't That Sumlin!" He'll dish out homespun wisdom to 3 adorable orphans. The first season ratings will be great but will probably pan out to be pretty bad by season 3.

The fact that Phil Simms had to watch every second of those awful games is actually amazing and demonstrates the occasional benevolence of an otherwise cold, uncaring universe.

Ah, it's all coming true...

It was a long while back. Hopefully it'll come back at some point.

The number one thing that happens is an inability to stop talking about it.

The USS Ponce? Oh, how fancy. I wonder if it's ever had any Brits serve aboard.

That mushroom log is clearly something that TV's Hannibal Lecter has in his kitchen and could only belong to someone looking to spice up a left ventricle tartlet. Anyone who has that should be immediately reported to Homeland Security or Batman, whichever is closer.

Anyone have the lower-priced Monoprice On-the-Ear Headphones with Built in Microphone (gotta love their pleasant names)? I need something mostly to watch movies or play games solo without waking an upcoming baby. They don't need to be amazing but it would be nice if they didn't completely suck and it's tough to get…

Anyone have the lower-priced Monoprice On-the-Ear Headphones with Built in Microphone (gotta love their pleasant…

I liked their Three Stooges movie. There, I said it and I can't take it back.

I guess it's helpful for people learning to read, but I kind of thought the "highlight a word and the definition appears" feature it already has would be enough for 99% of cases. But, hey, new features! Sure!

My hope is it's a little more like some of the art in the World of Ice and Fire book.

I just can't grapple with the excitement.

The real problem is right at the bottom of that: "writes about television for Salon."

And remember: The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

Fallouts 3 and 4. I don't even have good versions with mods, I keep going back to the crappy ps3 version with the terrible framerate lags that accumulate as you go along. I just have to dip back into them a couple times a year, I can't help it.

As a Latino myself I would think a Puerto Rican guy would understand the importance of ESPN Deportes.

You are so, so lucky you didn't include Magic Hat's Wilhelm Scream Pumpkin Ale. Seasonal? Check. Geeky and Halloweeny reference in the name? Check, sounds great.

My nose waters when I'm going to the bathroom. I prefer to think of it as a unique, useless superpower.

Ugh. Part of the reason I just watch the games and avoid the fandom, etc.

I don't know, but we may be witnessing the only time #cincinnatiupshort will ever come close to trending.