My nose waters when I'm going to the bathroom. I prefer to think of it as a unique, useless superpower.

Ugh. Part of the reason I just watch the games and avoid the fandom, etc.

I don't know, but we may be witnessing the only time #cincinnatiupshort will ever come close to trending.

God, even as an Eagles fan this cartoon give me douche chills. Is this kind of thing normal for teams now? Or is this just my sad team?

Cthulhu Blow and new Super Cthulhu Blow

Yeah, if you had seen her on Amazing Race you wouldn't think it weird. It's just who she is and part of her gameplay. That said, it did actually work. It's not the only reason, sure, but her advice did end up with the result she wanted and it was a good thing for both teams to lose a guy like him at this point. Even…

No, you do not, I just tested it out and don't have Shazam.

This is where I miss DC where most of the museums are always free. And the Crime Museum kind of blows but for free it's all right. I'd recommend the Newseum over it, it's way bigger than Crime and far better than it sounds.

It's all surgical transplants now. They can actually move hairs from the back of your neck (or other spots on your body) and implant the individual follicles in your bald spots. Then it grows like real hair. The tech has gotten great, but it's expensive; costs about $10 to $15 grand and as one loses more hair you…

These are Tiger Woods level plugs, I think. It's good work and proves once again this is not just for the Pivens and the McConaughys of the world. Truly the post-racial society has arrived thanks to SCIENCE!

Sure thing, Skip!

Oh, god, I just discovered overdrive.com and it's amazing. Free books, people! Legally! It's really a cool system.

Agreed, this happens with books with a lot of back matter like history, science, or fantasy books. I don't see how it's very different. Tons of books also have preview chapters of other works in physical media.

"Hmm, can we make the set 17% more what someone who's never been in a sports bar but has watched enough episodes of Cheers to take a good guess at what sports bars are like? The flyover states are really going to be looking for a comfortable feel. Add chicken wings if you must." - Random TV Exec

While I'm fully supportive of anyone writing "fuck the Redskins" for any reason, the stadium is at least in the Beltway. It's BS that they're in Maryland (don't get me started) but they're waaaaay closer to everyone in DC than the Meadowlands are to anyone living in NYC. Hell, there are probably DC residents that live…

Honestly, year-to-year it's getting worse going to games (used to go to Redskins, now Steelers games). The drunks and assholes have taken over the upper decks and from what I hear from others it's not much better anymore on the lower (been a while since I had great seats). The yinzer housefrau sitting next to me at…

I was also going to comment on the font but that's actually terrific. Something I never thought I'd type about Dan Le Batard.

I find a huge disparity between Fat Tire on tap and Fat Tire in a bottle. On tap it's a likable little beer that's not drop-dead amazing but hits the spot. In the bottle it's far more middle-of-the-road. But being on the East Coast there is a huge mysterious allure to New Belgium simply because it was so hard to get…

If everyone simply took all of their life lessons from Lethal Weapon 2 like they should they would have known what the word meant already. Jeez...

I can see my old apartment building in both the photo and the tattoo. Just go north from the mole and park in the garage across the street. If you've passed the Primanit's in Market Square or the backwards sunglasses that are usually around his neck you've gone too far.