Make sure you watch to the very end, and see the astronaut emerge…

I couldn't make it past 1:05 when the drums kick in. Sometimes there's just no hope and all you can do is drag the horrible, horrible band out behind the barn and shoot them in the head. That was a frightening display of ineptitude.

One does not simply map Mount Doom.

"Middle Earth from space."

Another potential spatial representation:

Nerds show their appreciation by complaining about the little details. It shows that they care.

These comments hurt my brain. These guys worked their butt off so fans who love the story can explore some of their favorite environments and people on here are just tearing it down by saying that it is not as lore-accurate as they would like it to be. Well you know what, you can pretend that this is Middle Earth…

I want to shake your hand and congratulate you right now.

It isn't round in certain periods. After the sundering, the world is remade and the straight road to Undying Lands is cut off. Eventually when elves are given the right to return, they can take the straight road to the Uttermost West, but a mortal would simply make a round circuit of Earth and never find their way…

ICE not snow. Read sometimes.

No. Just flat out no. Plows are not always out before the snow.

Way to be a dick, dick.

One point I forgot to mention that a Facebook friend just made; it's actually incredibly hilly here in Birmingham. Which adds to the difficulties (and which is another thing you would not necessarily expect if you've never been here).

You mean this guy?

This guy just has to look at it.

And by the planet I mean your tits.

I can solve that.

Unibody is the worst idea for a 4wd vehicle. Case in point: Jeep Cherokee, four wheel them enough and you can't close the doors or the back hatch.