No, theirs just didn't sell... because Mitsubishi?

The state of Iowa only buys Dodge Chargers for their state troopers. They are all painted golden/beige.

Correct. Chrysler doesn't need to tarnish their reliability reputation any further.

Debuted in 2005 as a 2006 model. I seriously thought it was discontinued 3 years ago.

Ram needs to take the crown, just to fuck with everyone's heads.

I don't find it weird or bizarre... and it used to look interesting.

Yes!!!!

It has been. I am gay—I read Jalopnik all day through work.

*cough*cough*...

Keep it going, Chrysler!! You can do it, boy!!

Cruise control & leather (and satellite radio if post-2006 or cassette desk if pre-2006).

I know it says "Palio"...but I just see "Polio".

Plymouth Cricket:

Mercury Lynx...

Ford Sport Trac II?

I like the simile, and the fact BMW is German makes it equally fitting. I hope to use it myself someday.

Hmm. They should've kept the Rondo around for its 2nd generation. It looks great.

It is VERY phallic. I'd use it as my daily driver.

Except me...

That's how I feel about orange Azteks.