I don't think any self-respecting gay man would drive a VW New Beetle...and #2 says bug. I really think that ought to get switched out for the Audi A4. I can't stand German cars, but damn we buy a lot of them.

You forgot broccoli, so it's either 1/4 or 0/4 depending on your preference of broccoli.

"Manchu Wok is Canadian mall Chinese food."

YES!! That was all I could think of...

I've had a crush on the 9000 since junior high... They have such a nice ass.

The Citroen DS5; diesel hybrid midsize wagon/crossover...

No way!! That's what my friends always refer to these places. I love that a place is actually called that.

How is the Pfister in MKE creepy? There's nothing wrong with a little BDSM to go with your Polish Sausage.

Border-to-Border Pizza = Deep Dish Canadian Bacon, Jalapenos, Cheddar Cheese, & Pineapple.

Pterodactyl...?

I like how half this list is Mopar.

I like it.

The Chevy Sonic or Mitsu Mirage would be a better candidate since you do need a little room to store the top.

More like the Geo Tracker or Suzuki X-90.

I would love it more if it were AWD.

Not being a coupe is why I never considered it.

You are absolutely correct—I'm just so used to seeing "Grand" due to the minivans.

Rather sad Kinja won't let me edit it. Sorry dude.

My biggest problem is when they are acting as daytime running lamps, but when you turn the blinker on the running lamp goes out. It just looks like one of them doesn't work.

Yes to you, but can Chrysler have a retro wagon? I'd appreciate if Chryslers had names again... I'm fond of Chrysler Grand Fury.

Which hints why I like the look.

First Land Rover I'd consider getting.