I freakin' loathe the Germans, but I hope they bring it here... Solely because I doubt Chrysler will bring out a Wagon 300, Challenger, or 200.

Ah! Iowa doesn't get a cool site like that to help us choose a plate. Everything is still paper at the courthouse.

What about the Ford 500 in Casino Royale?

It makes me die a little to know Clarissa Darling turned into a republican.

Hey, if they had a decent car like the CTS-V—this wouldn't have been as gnarly of an insult to Bourdain's taste.

Do Alfas rust as fast in urine? It might be worth getting soaked.

Same... Then again, I do that to K-cars.

We should forget biology and try to make babies together.

I'm the gay Roseanne Connor... We aren't ALL well-mannered.

That's what I'm guessing, too.

I know Cost Cutters as a strip mall hair salon typically located next to Wal-Marts.

I miss my X-90...

That's a standard "Don't call it a Taurus" Ford Taurus cop car... The chick is just short.

Tommy Thompson is a total sack of shit.

Stamps? Wow, the county auditor's office in each of Iowa's 99 counties has to foot the bill for absentee ballots. all ours are Business-Reply Mail. (I pay my state taxes—they foot the bill for my postage.)

yes... They are both the full-size sedans.

...but the Corolla & Altima are in different market classes. The Corolla would fight against the Sentra, and the Altima competes against the Camry.

Kill the parents, make them forage for food for the remainder of their lives.

Yeah, I lived in a town that had a Junior High instead of middle school; still shitting, but... I think I have actually blocked most of it out. All the cunt-cicles I who tormented me and now at least 3 children in, and I'm making more money than they and their 2nd spouses do... I WIN.