It's the same fight with the Lincoln series of MkNOTHINGS...except for the MKZ whihc I was introduced to PROPERLY as the Zephyr back in 2006, and it will stay the Zephyr in my mind.

I thin you just orgasm-ed.

It made San Francisco, film school, and driving a 1991 stick-shift purple Plymouth Laser (with white vinyl interior) in 2005-2007 tolerable.

Don't forget the wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and hatchback/liftgate)

New Alfa Spider? More like two twins to the Miata, which is only going to kill its resale value.

One car doesn't forgive 20 years of bad.

You're forgetting it is from a country that has continually kept its prices low to improve the selling power of their cars abroad, yet destroying the American economy...

Fuck yeah, happy powder!

BMW's interiors are terrible—I've reluctantly owned a Mini S... even worse, but for the same reasons.

...and in some goods ways.

uber-LOL.

I totally made that into a FaceBook status.

Are you familiar with a book called "The Cars Detroit Didn't Build"? I remember seeing two iterations of the Probe in it—in addition to a subcompact called the Skipper. Be sure to scope it out.

The XTS is stretched Buick LaCrosse... That is NOWHERE near close enough to a Sixteen.

Really... No Chrysler Firepower?

I don't know what THAT is, but I think I want to fuck it.

Am I the only person that would take a Cayman over the 911 any day?

Thank you, now go tell Chrysler!

Hmm... we use the same sites...

...and it should be called the "Chrysler Grand Fury".