Awe... I was looking forward to almost feeling special for once.

Her body looks phenomenal in the suit!

I'm loving how I just read this story over on Jalopnik, and their responses are completely different than Jezebel reader's.

I expect nothing better from someone who drives a Monte Carlo—much less any Chevy.

Thank you!!!! I always thought they were SO pathetic; like, "trying too hard" pathetic and reaping benefits from segments of society it doesn't truly represent.

*happy clap*

Atta-boy!!!!

That vehicle needs to exist—now.

It was a half-assed attempt to cash in on Chrysler's PT Cruiser market share buy creating a less durable "retro" blocky wagon/hatch using Cobalt mechanics. I actually hear it used the '03-'05 Cavalier components, though.

That picture gives me cancer—knock it off.

Sad smart...

Yeah, her son was almost cute.

Thank you Mr. Troll.

"it is a shame that most of what is on our store shelves contains MSG, HFCS, and artificial sweeteners." <—- Agree.

That's a Suzuki Reno!!!! W...T...F...

A great way to have "crackers, hummus, granola bars, instant oatmeal, whole wheat bread, salad dressings, ketchup, salsa" is to make them yourself and in bulk. Spend a day each weekend to just cook—brush up on your vintage Martha Stewart from back when she was on PBS in the 80s and watch a bunch a old baby Bobby Flay…

Shouldn't Wisconsin be hocking these in a foreign country that allows them as a way to pay for Scott Walker's ass?

LiquiGlide sounds sexy, and ketchup definitely needs a few additional strokes of sexiness-don't playa hate.

I live in Iowa.. I actually want this vehicle.

That is possibly only 1 of 3 BMW I ever thought looked good.