I bet Gilligan had a tight ass before landing on the island.

You sort of deserve the bicycle sentence for hurting a Chrysler Corp. product; however, I'm sorry to hear you were actually hurt in the incident.

With all this UA & NHTSA probing, I really hope they are wearing a condom. I don't need some government baby coming along eating all my tax dollars.

And Mrs. Howell?

Plus, Expeditions don't burst into flames.

WIDE.

Wide-angled lens.

Wide-angled lens. Don't let it fool you.

How many Ferraris do you think would fit on that boat?

Something tells me 90% of the guys in this commercial died from HIV/AIDS complications before the P-body Duster came back from the dead.

#CORRECTIONS

Why didn't you speak of the 1983 Plymouth Scamp? That seems like it should've been brought up in the Rampage spot.

Lincoln-Mercury dealers continued to service them, just as Buick-GMC dealers continue to service Saturn/Pontiacs.

You F^ck*r!

Premier's nice interior!

Bingo!

Sexy x3.

I said the same, but added the sterling 827 & 825 should've been the TRUE list-maker.

We have Acura Legends in ABUNDANCE here in Des Moines. I certainly want a Merjur, but I'm seeking a Scorpio... specifically the 1989 5-speed.

Sexy.