I was about to say something totally inappropriate, but I figure I ought to protect your virture and my dignity.

Oh, I didn't list my collector cars:

Typically mobsters lean toward Cadillacs & Oldsmobiles; however, I'm glad someone other than me instantly recognizes it as truly American.

2012 Mini Cooper Coupe-S.

I've decided, should we ever meet in real life, we are going to be best of friends.

I really do think they ought to make a car called the Earthquake. That would be badass; however, Tesla isn't badass. Tesla is a Chinese finger-trap. I'm still holding out the Fisker won't suck.

Ford Ranchero is much better than the El Camino. I won't hit you if you won't hit me.

Odd how you obviously aren't a Ford fan.

Yes, same here... except I'm driving the Precis today.

Bingo.

Hmm, I'm a fan of the government giving the old GM plant in Deleware to DeLorean or Fisker... what's your take on that?

I thought "earthquake" was one word.

They even made a limo Mirage.

1985 model Proton Saga shown

Don't forget how you can still buy a brand new 1987 Mitsubishi Mirage! (...2007 model shown)

Thank you for those links. I was looking for the "perfect rapist's car".

Yes, even Russians hate the 2001-2006 Sebring/Stratus.

That is a HUGE blind-spot! Those rear quarter mindows are worthless, and the rear window itself is too tiny to be practical.

11 gallons of Super Unleaded ran me $40... and the truck is only on 1/3 a tank.

Considering how boring most cars are these days, nothing should get manufactured.