Sounds like the wife needs to go rather than avoiding the sweet van.

The Celica TRD hood spoiler was always pretty ugly and weird.

It got Nissan’d.

Is the Honda RA273 acceptable?

There is a 0% chance that is Alain de Cadenet. Sounds nothing like him.

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.

Real men chuck em through the available panoramic moonroof of their lifted F350 King Ranch.

Apropos of this, there are way too many kinds of OREO!

We’re going to build a big, beautiful Dyson sphere...and the Omicronians will pay for it!

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

It was my first day on the navigation crew and they wanted to help me feel less nervous, so they whipped out the potato moonshine

Yes, actually.

Yup

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

It’s cliché but I’ll always love Martini

Backwards. Dragula is the car Grandpa builds after Herman loses the Koach in a drag race for pinks.