OMG her color story is the Transgender Pride flag.

Jeez, they’re the same exact level of saturation - just enough to not be offensive (so, basically, beige).

Bobby, I know people will decry my sentiments in defense of your poor soul, but I am beyond delighted that you are willing to sacrifice yourself so that we may have these entertaining posts. It’s selfish, I know, and I do apologize for that, but you are doing a service for us all, so thank you from the bottom of my…

Spoiler alert: Megyn Kelly’s show sucks.

For some reason those colors read as like, the embodiment of seasonal depression to me.

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-9/27/17

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

It’s a great idea but you would never, never get away with “stealing” people’s “freedom” by “requiring” they “vote.” What is this, a liberal conspiracy to require us to take a civics class? That is only for immigrants!

That’s actually his game. You ever seen the producers? The basic plot is that they can make money off a dud by convincing investors it’s a sure fire win, pocketing a bunch of the money and watching the show go down in flames. Pretty much every business venture Trump has had has followed that very formula. He’s a scam…

That and Election Day being a holiday, that’d be pretty swell.

A good question:

There should be a German word for that feeling of acknowledgement that something good is taking place, but very fucking belatedly. I can’t say “I’m happy about this,” so I need something like “I’m bitterly approving with resentment and continued ire.”

It is weird how politicians are afraid of people voting. Surely if you’ve done a good job, you’ll get re-elected. If you haven’t done a good job, it’s someone else’s chance.

This isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.

He’s a poor man’s rich man and a stupid man’s smart man.

He’s not. Basically everyone with an education knows Trump was and still is a massive failure in the business world. The problem is he knows how to project the image that he’s a success. He also would sell his businesses before the went bankrupt, so he wouldn’t be associated with the failures.

No. It actually has nothing to do with the “Satan” from Christian scriptures. From their FAQ (Do You Worship Satan?):

You don’t have to do anything. The member of the satanic temple can go there, order the cake you want at your wedding and tell them “This cake is being ordered by a member of the satanic temple in order to praise satan”

Trump is the white sheet his supporters project their fantasies on.

I love that the Satanic Temple makes it their beeswax to be as ridiculously litigious as they can whenever shit like this happens. They are good eggs.