I’m so sick of pelosi getting heat by dealing with trump.

UK Update:

While did not propose any specific reforms, she announced that the department will overhaul the Obama-era guidelines as it searches for “a reframing.”

.... Of all the crafts in the world that could be parlayed into something lucrative and taught in an apprenticeship, they picked medals. Medals? MEDALS?!? WHAT?

Can we just deport Kris Kobach instead?

Erasing my first sarcastic response (sorry) to post this.

After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

BUT THE CLINTON FOUNDATION!

That’s some serious shade right there.

As I said elsewhere this weekend, the next occupant of the White House is going to be shocked to find no furnishings and all the copper wire ripped out of the walls.

Mmmm...moluments.

Fixed

Donnie is gonna be pissed when he finds out that he is not allowed to keep the gifts:

What about dad-anger? Does it offer any relief from dad-anger? Because if I step on one more fucking Lego, I swear to God I’m going to burst into flames.

I started taking it, about a half shot in the morning, one in the afternoon & it has stopped my acid reflux, allowing me to stop taking prescription strength medicine that I was on for a decade...so it can be helpful in some areas...but my dad-hairline still exits.

This is perfect. Thank you.

I literally fantasize about seeing this asshole get arrested.

Rick Santorum just needs to choke on some Santorum.