Every once in a while, I’ll see a picture of Trump or I’ll read about something he did, and I think, this person is President of the United States. He has been given pride of place alongside Franklin Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, and Barack Obama. And it makes me shudder. I don’t want him impeached. I want him…

#mayhediebehindbars

Would you be willing to take an American refugee? I can provide good cooking, bacon chocolate chip cookies, cats, and a lot of wine.

...Exactly.

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…

That... that... that... *throws kindle off balcony*

Link!

So maybe people care about this and maybe people don’t, but here’s the deal on what Trump is referencing on the Comey thing.

In other story, Mike Pence flew down to Texas and, whether intentionally or not, highlighted what a completely callous piece of worm shit Trump by doing the following things Trump didn’t do on his visit on Tuesday.

Have heart — I see signs that the pendulum may be swinging back the other way. After Harvey, there has been a LOT of public backlash against evangelical churches (aka Trump supporters whose views on sin and suitability for public office have ~*~magically~*~ changed over the past two years, whoda thunk it).

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,…

Wait.

Jon Snow basically said “Bishes be lyin’” and he’s a hero, but when I say it I get punched in the dick/fired from my job/left at the altar....

i had wrongly assumed, upon seeing the headline, that this was going to be an article extolling the mental and physical benefits of masturbation...based purely on jon’s naked posterior in that last, riveting, scene.

White male tears, harvested from basements.

That literally makes no sense, whatsoever. You’re bending over so far to arrive at the preconceived conclusion that the police are Always Right. Drug and alcohol levels decay over time, so if, as you say, the officer was trying to protect the victim, he would have either delayed a blood draw to secure a warrant or not…

There’s another part to this story. It was in response to this accident

As a Texas native I think can weigh in on his thought process.

But also, that doesn’t change the law - without his consent, or meeting one of the other criteria, they’re not legally allowed to draw his blood.

Oh I’m sure Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton and Texas Republicans will soon redouble their efforts to restrict reproductive rights, ban sanctuary cities and pass regressive transgender bathroom laws.