This news means we are now one step closer to a live-action adaptation of Garfield: Royal Rescue.

Oh c'mon, that's so not true.

haha that was my first thought. "What the hell is the Blender guy doing with Maya?" [watches video] "And why isn't he Australian anymore?"

Ah yeah, I noticed but it's still very helpful. I was honestly a bit afraid my setup wouldn't even run the game, I'm a bit new to pc gaming and I'm still in that part where I'm irrationally afraid my pc won' be able to run anything even though it probably will run it just fine.

Thanks for this post. I got the game for free when I bought the same graphics card as you and I was wondering how well it would run. As a coincidence, I also have the same amount of ram.

If you work with 3D stuff, you end up thinking just like that. Even if you don't have the technology, skills or even time to get close to perfection you are still going to obsess over every single small detail and they will haunt you forever even though nobody else notices them. This already happens today, so I…

If he'll be working on it full time and can't work on other things while he does it...sounds pretty reasonable, honestly.

Don't be, normal is overrated. What's important is being happy. Plus "normal" nowadays is just vaguely defined enough that you can make a claim for pretty much anything being normal. So don't worry too much about what "normal people" do, relax and take it easy.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BR—

I don't think he meant that comment literally. I read it more like an offhand "Also as an aside, Matrix man, really? That's your symbol? Really bro?" kind of comment.

The only thing he has to apologize for is for sucking at making parodies—I mean come on man, that's just lazy. I know you probably didn't plan on it and it was just something that occurred to you then, but couldn't you like get some better props? Hold up your wallet sky high and pretend it's something else? Man!

I think kidnapping Robodog is a bad idea. He's probably going to dodge the kidnapping attempt and shoot lasers at you or something, and then everything around you will inexplicably explode.

Yeah, I think they need a science writer for sure. This article is taking things out of context and trying to cast a study that's being done to learn more about something that affects human lives because...I'm actually not sure why, but you know what I mean. I know that there's an argument to be made that no one…

I sincerely hope anyone watching the incident had the basic human decency to provide the(required by UN law) necessary guitar riffs for the event as it happened.

Absolutely, yes. It's something we are trained at since kids. Some people like to pretend there's a philosophy behind it, but truth is—we do it because it's fun. It's absolutely childish but hell, it's fun.

Why would you want to kick them in the neck, though? That strikes me as ineffective when compared with the obvious alternative. If their handshake is weak it should get you in perfect position to take control of their wrists and karate chop the back of their head. Meanwhile, to kick their head you would have to take…

I lost it at "There were no injuries this time." The way he just casually brings back the previous insanity like it's an actual factual thing that happened just killed me. The timing was just so perfect it was almost poetic.

Actually, it's not that we are afraid of treating women like human beings—it's the opposite. We treat each other like animals when it comes to handshake. You see, when two men shake hands, they are not actually shaking hands. It's more like a discrete and entirely pointless arm wrestling match where both parties take…

I don't know, I like to reserve fist bumps for people I'm close to. I mean you can shake anybody's hand, but the moment you choose to peacefully point your fist at another person knowing full well you are risking a guitar riff going off in the background—well that's when you know you found true friendship.

Glad I wasn't the only one who was caught up with his writing. After I read that I was like "Wait is the rest of the article about something that's not Finishing School Dropout? I CAN'T FOCUS ON IT ANYMORE. GO BACK TO HIM. 'THE HELL DO I CARE ABOUT HANDSHAKES NOW?"