Sebastian looks like Pat the NES punk

Feel like Michael Fassbender should’ve played Tommy Lee. Some things just shouldn’t be faked.

Right? I don’t want to see a digitally ensmalled penis on Sebastian Stan!

I was kind of hoping for Norm McDonald.

I still don’t get the AV Club’s love for her. I’ve seen her in a handful of things and she’s... okay? She was reasonably good as a rage-monster in Eric Andre’s Bad Trip, but it was a deliberately one-note character. We also watched the first season of her “up and coming comics” anthology series They Ready; she’s only…

And now I’m going to go re-read the Studio 60 “My Year of Flops” article.

I don’t think comedy has ever been that. Instead it’s about what’s funny.

OK, Matt Albie. ;)

There are tons of children of celebs, yes, and a lot of them are super-talented. I’m just saying, Dan Levy wasn’t exactly struggling to pay the rent before Schitt’s Creek hit. And he did get to do a show with comedy legends because those comedy legends are his family and friends! It’s nothing against him personally,…

I don’t imagine seventysomething baby boomer Lorne Michaels is really making decisions based on generating essays on pop-culture websites. More broadly, I agree; it gets the show a lot of publicity, and that’s the aim of host selection most of the time. But I think it’s an odd formulation that writing an essay about…

Hosting Saturday Night Live may have once been a distinguished merit badge of post-hippie NYC liberal politics but those days are long gone. Musk’s interesting and weird. He’s also kind of a tool but that doesn’t mean he’s a super-villian because he has not ceded control of his businesses to a workers collective.…

I’m increasingly believing that either Joseph Gordon Levitt is either a huge jerk in real life or else there’s some massive Hollywood in-joke about him that we don’t know.

i believe the joke is that noone remembers don john, and they’re acting as if everyone remembers don john. they aren’t speaking to the quality of the film.

Sometimes it’s aimless snark, sometimes it’s “we CAN’T EVEN with this FIERCE new [publicist planted] photo shoot from [actress whose career is stalling],” sometimes (most of the time) it’s “looks like those clowns on Twitter did it again - what a bunch of clowns,” sometimes it’s “here’s the latest drama from a…

Is it snark?
I read it as sincere.
But then I do genuinely think that JGL is super awesome and that he can do no wrong.

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked Sean O’Neal left.

Thats how the entertainment cycle works. It’s why every year we get to hear about why ‘Baby, it’s Cold Outside’ is, or isn’t, about rape. A new generation of people discover something and think they have a new, unique opinion on the thing in question that must be shared with the world. 

Barely even a “date.” Seemed like a celebrity trying to have a one-night thing (or at least a very casual thing) with a woman much younger than him. He treated her like a groupie. That’s not what she wanted, which may have been a bit unrealistic on her part— not that she deserved any mistreatment, if anything as the…

I think moving around the order also did a real disservice to the best picture nominees in general and to Chloe Zhao and Nomadland in particular. I mean, it’s not like there have been floods of women (and WOC) whose films have won in this category, so that really is worth showcasing. Really, with almost any of the…

I bet Dennis finally breaks out of the B- to B+ range- but for a D- or an F?