My favorite Facebook story from my 14-year-old cousin:

I used to think I got canker sores from biting my lip, but slowly came to realize that actually, my lip swells a little when a canker sore is about to hit, which causes me to bite it by accident. I used to get canker sores all the time, but I started taking a daily multivitamin (Centrum chewables, although I doubt it…

Why would you take the 405 if you're eventually getting to the 134? Take the 5 to the 170 or just stay on the 5 until it connects to the 134 in Burbank (depending on how far East you are). Avoid the 405/101 interchange at all costs!

I'm with you. But it's very much an individual thing - when I talk with people about birth control, I make it clear that this is serious medication. But it works for me, plus I'm uninsured and my total birth control costs are less than $100 (for the medication and doctor's visit to administer) once every three months.…

This is going to air? On television?

Yeah, pretty much.

I get it. I've had friends who warned people who were going to meet me that I was small-chested. (It was years ago. College friend had his high school friends coming to visit and hooked us all up by e-mail beforehand. I later learned he had warned them what to expect when they met me. We've all matured a lot since…

I unfortunately don't know much about the film side, but I can speak to this for TV: The Financial Syndication rules that were abolished in 1993 allowed networks to also own the studio that made the shows they aired. For instance, before 1993, Disney was a company that would produce TV shows and ABC could decide if…

This was exactly the problem I was having here in LA - my hair was always gross, and the shampoo just wouldn't wash out. (But my hair is very greasy, so not washing wasn't an option.) On the recommendation of another Jezzie I got an Aquasana water filter from Amazon and *poof*! Problem solved. It's hard water, and you…

You say this like it's a bad thing.

Damn, you know our secrets! I mean, Ravelry? What Ravelry? I totally didn't get the patterns for the four projects in that picture from there. (It's hard to see, but on top of the pile on the little side table is a dragon.) Never heard of it before. Certainly don't have their forums open in another tab. Also, I didn't…

Thanks! And yes, it really is a monster. The problem is (well, one of the problems is) that this isn't my only craft. So I also have drawers full of fabric and cabinets of beads. But I've decided that the place for the yarn is inside the two cubes I use as coffee tables, so when those are full, I can't buy any more.…

Thanks for the tip! Always good to know things like that.

Mine makes more sense when it's not cropped down, but I guess I learned a lesson about thinking tall orientations would be just as accepted as wide ones. Also, I did a crap job of editing. This is the correct version, once I had more time to work on it. And these others are great!

Thank you! And for your other response as well. :)

Trying to get the link to work.

Can I cheat by responding to your comment instead of starting a new thread?

I've been reading MarkWatches but definitely NOT commenting, because all I can think is "just you wait!" His enthusiasm is really infectious, but there re a few episodes that are just going to DESTROY him.

THIS!

OMG OMG OMG we can do this! Okay...