@duetoprivacy: I am in the process of switching from a bank to a credit union. I know the credit union I went to opened up a checking and savings account for me no problem, but did check my credit to see if I qualified for a second checking account. (I like having a separate account tied to my PayPal so if anything…

Why ever is that awful man honking? Clearly, I am going just the right speed for my hair to be windswept. If I go any faster it might become snarled, and then we all might as well give up on fashion and move back into caves!

@xprincessxjulzx: There are horrible drivers everywhere, but in LA everyone gets a LOT of practice, so that helps.

WATCH the woman addicted to eating couch cushions!

@englishbreakfasttasteslikedarj...: Is he actually arguing that it is men's natural state to murder women and babies? Because I'm pretty sure only serial killers say things like that.

@emilyemcmahon: Just like McCarthy! Oh man, that was hysterical, how he ruined all those lives and helped enact policies that still make it difficult to embrace religious freedom in this country. I swear, we, as a nation, only just stopped giggling over that one.

@so much honey: Thank you. It's good to have a perspective from the other side. I am at least heartened to know that she CAN tell me when she's not up for seeing me, because I know she's not pushing herself too far because of me. And that is something I absolutely do not want her doing.

@MissBuckyC: I had dinner there earlier this week (her parents are still staying with her, to help her recuperate, and they cooked) and will likely see her next weekend at the very latest. It's not so much that I don't get to see her, as I'm sad that she doesn't have the energy to do stuff yet.

@MissBuckyC: I sort of felt that way when I got a COTD, because telling people in real life would cause them to know my name here in about a half a second. From which, they could learn WAY too much about me.

I e-mailed my friend to ask if she wanted to do something small this weekend, and she wrote back to say thanks, but she's really not up for it yet. I'm kind of bummed. I mean, I know she had major surgery. (She had a massive brain tumor removed mid-December.) And yet, the fact that she's not recovered that much yet…

Wait - he told them his real name and his professional name? Then what's the point?

I've read an interpretation of the "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman" passage of the Bible that says it's misinterpreted, and it originally said, "do not lie with a man where you lie with a woman." The argument is that it wasn't about the act of sex with a man, but defiling the marital bed that was the…

@kv8246: The part that depresses me is the number of people who would say that fewer women having abortions because of parental notification laws, mandatory waiting periods, ultrasounds, or just lack of access equals victory.

re:Cailin rua

I'm pretty sure trying to prevent anyone from watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the actual work of Satan.

@curlysoo: I can't help find the clip, but I remember that sketch. I think part of the joke was that the name of the show changed repeatedly throughout the show, so it started out being called What's the Best Way and ended up being something different.

@e-atoms: This was my ex. "No, the border guards don't think it's funny when you offer them pizza. They are waving us forward. Please fucking drive." (No, he was not stoned. Just an idiot.)

I've been able to date for a whole year now?!? Why didn't anyone tell me?

@astridjane: Hearted. And I may get that last sentence on a shirt.

@t.king-real mrs pratt: I agree with your conclusions, but my understanding was that for men, if there were fertility concerns they would send him to jizz in a cup before treatment. But with women, in addition to egg collection being more complicated in general, the hormones necessary to collect the eggs also cause…