@lilbobbytables: Elton John's production company is working on a movie that starts out like Pride and Prejudice and then aliens attack and start killing people. I'm not kidding.

@hortense: I'm trying to think of an ad campaign that would similarly offend men. At the moment, the best I can come up with is a grid of which restaurant each of these guys can take you to. But that could be just as offensive to women.

You know, after all the stories we've been having lately about men shooting up their families, I'm just glad he took it out on himself instead of other people.

@utensil42: No, that's what GWB did. Remember Harriet Meiers? We don't need to be borrowing from that playbook.

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I can't believe I'm about to use this word:

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Wasn't there a study published a few years ago that said really, women only want sex to last 3-5 minutes? And there was a big outcry because a bunch of people interpreted "sex" as including foreplay, cuddling, and anything that might actually get her off and the study…

This dovetails nicely with the bridesmaids dress contest further up on the main page.

I must say, reading these comments, I am shocked — SHOCKED — that so many of you seem to believe you do not fit these categories. I mean, it's almost as if stereotypes, even if "proven" true for a majority of the people being discussed, do not even come close to explaining who a person is or any of the complicated…

@la.donna.pietra: Neil Gaiman and JK Rowling are both correct!

@nessalicious: They're called cargo pants. So they had the right idea, just the wrong article of clothing. Also, not nearly enough men carry candies. But that is a candy ad just waiting to be made. "Lollipops- have them ready to offer cuties, and can survive the occasional run through the wash!"

@Hooplehead: See, I can totally see this with boys. The "hard to handle" one would have his hair greased and dirty knees, and a similar scowl to the little girl, and the "easy to handle" boy would be wearing a sweater vest and khakis and already sitting, as if he put himself in time out.

There's also not a lot of women in coal mines, I understand.

@RisaPlata: I don't understand what happened. What I was TRYING to say:

@phalenopsis:

@GirlSailor: Take a million pictures of me dressed up for Halloween

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: I may have to embroider it on a pillow.

@token_y_chromosome: I was about to say this. But it is correct that CBS picked up Medium after NBC canceled it. They're going to air it on Friday nights between Ghost Whisperer and Numb3rs.

@MarissaExplainsItAll: I was out with friends in the valley and none of us felt it.

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@Kivrin: I remember that! Not much more than how you've described it, but I remember!