@Dodgergirl: The mistletoe joke made me laugh hysterically. It was perfect.
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@georgina: I grew up not too far from a zoo, and men (it was always men) would routinely get drunk and break into the tiger pen, elephant pen, etc. It never ever ever ended well. And the zoo would put up more signs that said "stay out of the cages, you morons" but truly stupid drunk people will not be deterred. We…
@Jenavira: A friend and I went to Patricks Point State Park and were warned to stay away from bears. Not too long before, a man had seen a bear and covered his daughter's arm in honey because he wanted a picture of the bear licking his daughter.
Why do you think you've been involved in so many firing scandals when in executive office?
@St. Francis of a Sissy: Now that's a supportive father!
@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Clearly, you must marry him.
@morninggloria: One of the more uncomfortable conversations with my mother was when we were watching TV and a commercial came on for an ED treatment if you're overweight, have high blood pressure and diabetes (all of which describes my father) and she said, "How about asking their wives! They're probably happy the way…
@SpasticFurchild: You know it was originally a movie, right? With Kristy Swanson and Luke Perry? It may not be exactly what you're expecting after watching the series, but you should watch it just for the Paul Reubens death scene. Trust.
I've learned a lot in recent years about how the entertainment industry is exactly like Wall Street- it comes down to numbers and speculation. Numbers are dollars or ratings, and neither are very reliable. Check out the actual system the Nielson Company uses sometime- one person represents 103,000 people, which is…
@RisaPlata: That sounded bitchy instead of genuinely curious, which it was. Genuinely curious.
@OswaldAntiphates: How long does that last? It doesn't sound like a long-term solution (except the price part).
@hello.kitty: Isn't Connecticut the Constitution State? I don't know where this nutmeg thing came from.
@odinsraven: Ah. Yes, benzoyl peroxide and some antibiotic. I'm sorry, that sucks very much.
@odinsraven: Have you tried a prescription? I use Benzaclin and it's great (took about 2 months for full effect though). Or maybe it's just that I'm 29 and after the Depo discussion I think you and I should be medicine buddies. :)
@morninggloria: Don't panic! They're saying it's not a real spinoff in the sense that none of the characters we already know are involved. It's all the behind-the-scenes people that are spinning.
I think this touches on something that struck me when I was watching Knocked Up. You know when she's in labor, and the doctor won't give her an epidural or something, and the father takes the doctor into the hallway to yell at him and the doctor only takes him seriously because his stomach grumbles really loud? Which…
@hfree: Close! [www.redbrick.dcu.ie]
@BeAgrestic: They say they do the show because they'd always have their cameras out anyway, and now they can just make someone else do it plus edit it. But I always wonder, when they say something like "Hannah can be aggressive sometimes" and then there's a montage of Hannah hitting her brothers and sisters, how…
@BeAgrestic: They've mentioned that before on the show, that they're basically middle-class and the only reason they ever get to go anywhere or do anything is that companies sponsor their trips because they have a TV show. For instance, Disney paid for them to have a hotel room and theme park tickets as long as the…