Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

A well-proportioned warthog.

“What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim.

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

My planned roommate was blocked from being able to claim our room due to a technical problem, which left my roommate spot open. In walks my nightmare new roommate. This guy was from Connecticut but claimed to be from Texas because he had visited family there a few times, and insisted on hanging a “Don’t tread on me”…

The cross campus bus had a stop outside my dorm down a small grassy hill that would stop there if people were waiting. One day my freshman year I was late for class (shocker) and was running to meet a bus that was just about to pass that stop.

needs more lemons

Is there some sort of mathematical equation where the richer the owner, the more garish the interior design?

Once my husband and I were having what I would consider very quiet sex (we have an old house and you can hear everything) when we heard our five year old go into the bathroom. We froze, heard the toilet flush and listened to him head back down the hall, but as he passed our room he paused and said, “Daddy, tell Mommy…

I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

I would prefer to wear the real thing, if that was the choice.

ONTD is reporting that Kelly Oxford snap chatted yesterday that it wasn’t Martin Sheen.

Congrats to Mr. Antisocial on getting into the Coast Guard Academy! Welcome to my hometown neck of the woods!

I’ve definitely considered it. I’m just not sure I can play for fun and not be too competitive with it!

“Murray- also present.”

I played softball for 15 years and I didn’t know about much of this history, so it’s pretty fascinating to read about it. Gah, I miss playing.

I have acquired the game. Buddy seems to have spent some time at The Ministry of Silly Walks.

Not for the 1st time,