Right? Enough of this milk, bring on the whole almonds already.

THIS SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. On my way to a blind date. Except the bird got caught in my windshield, I had to pull over because the whole entire windshield was cracked and I couldn’t see out of it (plus the seagull was SCREAMING). I tried to pull it out with my hands and tore its body in half, there was blood…

Yup totally works.

“I don’t know anything about it but I HAVE AN OPINION!”

Really mine too. I cock blocked myself for no reason.

Only so I can make it stop existing.

Salty honey pie! Honey custard with a sprinkle of sea salt (this is one I made for a corporate bake off)

Oooh, that looks very good. Hope it turns out well!

I baked pies today. 2 pumpkin, one apple, one maple pecan. All 100% from scratch. Butter crusts. I would like a sticker please.

This is Pupcake. She limped home last night after being lost in the woods since Labor Day. Yes, do believe in miracles.

I’ve been assigned the dessert role and I’m baking two desserts, both gluten-free for a family member who does that:

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Both of these are 1-in-10,000 risks.

Oh Beth.

It’s good that your husband was able to stand his ground. My husband works for a small business and he wasn’t able to take any time off at all. He even went in for a half day on the literal day our baby was born because he couldn’t get anyone to work his closing shift. Relatedly, he works with/for a bunch of…

I saw a group of people try to set up a picnic on one of the tabels at my local dog park once. All of us regulars just watched the show from the opposite end of the park & howled with laughter. Turns out that wasn’t such a good idea after all.

Gotta love people who admit to knowing nothing about Celiac’s acting like they’re experts on cross-contamination.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

I fell and twisted my ankle last Thursday at speedskating. Last might I stopped by the walk-in because it’s still bothering me. DX as a moderate sprain. Wear a boot for week. Follow up. No biggie.