I'm married to someone like you. I hate him.

My mother has a story similar to the Craigslist one. She got a phone call from someone who claimed to be doing a survey. I remember her getting the call—I was around 7 or 8 at the time, and my sister was 5 or 6. She started talking to this person, answering questions. But as she was talking to him, she got more and…

These are so very creepy. And I now have something to add - I am babysitting and the 11-year-old I watch just told me she knows something really scary.

Her friend, Maddi, moved to this neighborhood about 4 years ago, she was 7 at the time and her family bought a fixer-upper and immediately started work on the house.…

Women these days just can’t take a compliment!

I think a part of any settlement should include a provision for Chris Christie to be quarantined for the remainder of his term.

As a practicing oncologist, the statement “he begins by announcing that his cancer is down from ‘stage three to stage two’” is a huge red flag. Staging is done up-front at diagnosis and is never re-evaluated or changed during treatment. You can be cured or die from both stage II and III non-Hodgkins lymphoma, but your…

I’ve done my part to make casual sex better for women.

I don’t feel like I’m honoring Columbus by shopping Columbus day sales, just the same that I don’t feel like shopping Veterans Day sales really does anything to honor Veterans.

“throw a hot coal at her”

“In a recent study, over 40 percent of parents agree or strongly agree that vaccines played a part in the development of their children’s autism.”

Hey, I totally relate to the pregnancy thing. It is the WORST. Of course I’ve had an exceptionally difficult one, but yeah. Awful. Can’t wait for it to be over.

This is pretty much how my mother makes cioppino for Christmas Eve, because half of our family (not me!) fishes out all the cod.

He also left $40 tip which is pretty good on $165. Pretty thoughtful guy.

That’s why you cut off your penis

This surprises me not at all.

Hate to burst your bubble, but bread is bad for her, too. Should probably just stick with water.

I just got these and love them!

Man I thought this was going to be an article about how it's okay to buy a ridiculously expensive item if you just wait long enough, haha. I spent $150 on a top after lusting after it for like 8 months and I'm hoping it will prove worth it. It's a black peplum corseted tube top so seems versatile. Now I just need an…

You guys are disappointing me. I implore you to send more bonkers sex stories.