a/s/l?

Jesus on a bicycle!!

Please do not show up on the first day of school, smile to my face, then gossip behind my back and expect me to take care of your child each day do my job.

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.”

I must not be seeing it properly, because that looks like a photo of one of the abandoned buildings in Gary (woo, hoo! My hometown!) or Detroit.

Widdle fuzzy faced adorable baby girl!!

She is adorable!!

I used to show horses and often brought my corgi dog to the show grounds. Usually he was in stall with a bunch of the other barn dogs. But one time I was there to spectate/cheer on a barn mate so I brought him ringside. This woman was a new rider and very timid, so our trainer wanted us to show support,…

Isn’t the guy who needs a kidney suffering enough without threatening him with a pair of hideous shoes?

I went to a funeral for a teenager and the service sheet was written in Comic Sans.

I basically babbled. Something along the lines of, “I’m so glad he has such an open minded and loving family, but I’m not a sex worker and I really only know him from the amazing stories my new coworkers tell me. I’m so sorry for your loss, and I’m sure I would’ve loved him but maybe not that way but maybe that way…

I just keep laughing at this. OMG.

I am going to keep this one short and sweet.

Hey Luna. GOOD GIRL. Personal Luna fav:

This is my dog. I know he strongly resembles a cat, but he is insistent that he is a dog. He has fallen in love with dogs through the window, and likes to go outside to greet the neighborhood dogs when they go out for walks.

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

I sent them this: