I plan on potty training my son to sit until he’s in school for this very reason. I do not need my bathroom covered in piss.

It explains them not overeating.

The only thing that stopped the crying for me was wearing mine (I have an ergo). I would have to pace around all night it seemed but at least he wouldn’t be crying. It started getting not as bad at 8 weeks (down to just and hour or 2 of straight screaming) and tapered off at 12.

I feel like they look bigger when you cover them up more. I feel like I'm being strangled by boobs if I wear anything with a high neckline.

This reminds me of when my mother did a mail corespondence exorcism on the entire family as a spiritual cleanse.

This is a really good way to measure http://www.brasizecalculator.tk/

I rewatched Blood Sport recently and was totally cringing during the dance scene. Apparently I blocked that part out from my childhood.

They do taste good. Sometimes I get a green smoothie and a large french fry for lunch because I like balance

It’s good for snorkeling when your upper back and arms are exposed. I buy a normal surf shirt that’s longer though. This would also be good for rafting when it’s just the top part of your chest and arms exposed through a life jacket.

Next time you’re at target ask for the baby registry gift bag even if you aren't registered (they don't check). Lots of good coupons in there and a couple sample diapers. They have $25 off of $50 honest brand diapers and I won't lie I've picked up 2 extra gift bags for that coupon.

I think those are just large tubs separate from the shower.

Tip to anyone replacing their tub/bathroom remodel: put insalation down where the tub is being mounted if possible. Someone told us to do that and the water stays warm forever.

My son is definitely going to get it when he's old enough.

Lucky. It can be unnerving.

Something to appease the non baby people:

Cute baby thread? We normally do it for pups/cats...

We call it Frankensteining

There are some awfully “breathtaking” babies out there. Luckily mine is cute because it would be more difficult to deal with his velcro personality.

I don’t know how much they follow the non deplorable status though. My husband found out he’s celiac a couple years ago and he’s going to deploy this summer. There’s food he can eat based off his previous deployments.

There’s still those who find out their celiac later in life and don't get kicked out like my husband. He was expecting to be forced to retire when he got diagnosed but the service chose to keep him.