Not even close. I got springer spaniel for myself.

To be a fly on the wall when he gifted that to her.

I bought some over the belly leggings from old navy that never slid. I think the over the belly was key because all my other leggings slid down a little. I survived my winter pregnancy in leggings and stretchy sweater dresses/tunics (still am 7 weeks post partum...)

I have the lunette and diva cup and prefer lunette because it’s softer and more comfortable. I cut the stem off Completely off both because otherwise they rub/have friction which isn’t comfortable in your vagina. They are far superior for swimming because no string and they don’t absorb water. I hate taking out a…

I telework and don’t get paid leave...I am able to take lots of unpaid leave without getting fired (more than FMLA).

I'm home with a 4 week old and I give myself one task each day and I feel so accomplished if I do that (go to the store, put away laundry). I work at home but I still have to do daycare when I return since there's no way I'd get anything done.

And is the 3 tacos per day all you eat? Because if that were the case it’d be a 12 taco a day “cleanse”. As in if I ate that many tacos each day my insides would be self cleaning.

I have 2 cats and 2 dogs (border collie mix and Aussie mix) and the roomba is the only thing that keeps the hair at bay. The first generation sucked for animal hair and got returned but I gave it another try last year and it’s still going strong.

I did not follow the egg suggestion because ew. I also accidentally ate sprouts a couple times but otherwise followed the suggestions. I don’t eat meat so the deli meat thing and rare steak wasn’t on the menu anyway. Most cheese is pasteurized in the US so that was easy.

Not drug fueled sex dreams but I’ve had my fair share of ambien sex. Once in a while it has a weird reaction to my hormones. My husband is a big fan and I always remember it but sometimes I pretend not too. I’m completely lucid and insistent when it happens so it’s not like I’m acting all drugged up with him.

I think my husband would understand if I went for it.

Definitely the weirdest. I had a dream about the villain in Jeepers Creepers and he was a community college art teacher who was just misunderstood. And very good in between the sheets..

It’s incredibly easy. Go make it now.

I am making this http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/v…. It’s delicious.

11. Don’t play with their feet. Nothing annoys her more than playing with her massive paws.

I’m also ok with a gift to the mother from her husband. I told mine some things I had my eye on for a baby mama gift (a nice pair of boots or a Staub cocotte). There are are lot of activities I’ve had to give up along with wine so I feel like I deserve it. It’s also nice to have a gift specifically for the mother…

I don’t get it either. My OB is great and I showed her my birth plan and she’s down for anything I want. Has never mentioned c-section to me (I’m due in a few weeks) and the hospital I will be giving birth in pushes for immediate baby to mother chest time/breastfeeding, has lactation consultants, provides birth balls…

I get separate sick/vacation days. I work for the government and my vacation is accrued depending on how many years you’ve been employed and everyone gets the same amount of sick leave. I work from home most days so I only call out sick if it’s bad or I have a migraine or something (since I would be useless). But…

I have one as I’m pregnant too and don’t care for it too much. I think I’m too tall because it tries to smooth my neck down. I use it for my feet and knees which is fine and use another pillow against my back

I’m so jealous. I’m taking 17 weeks which is a lot compared to everyone else I know (and paid via existing leave and advanced leave that I’ll be in the hole for). My husband was initially told only 3 days of his leave would be paid when he put it in for 3 weeks sick leave and the rest unpaid FMLA status even though he…