She clearly didn't do a cost/benefit analysis.

I'm sure her child is a nightmare (and her too) if she decides to regularly give in to tantrums to breast feed while driving.

Longer than that. 10 months minimum with having sex/ovulating. So it's rather inconvenient to make a replacement.

I am deez nuts!

This is truly unfortunate, but I expect nothing else from Britney.

I would lie like crazy (never gave out any true info about myself) set up a fake meeting at Denny’s. Always Denny’s for some reason.

I don’t remember my first email but I do remember aol chat rooms. I was 14 and bored so I would feign interest in the guys trying to chat me up and arrange fake meetings for them to get stood up.

She uses her looks A LOT. Luckily she doesn’t do the “can’t catch me game” anymore.

When mine was a puppy and she got out off leash she ran in figure 8s having great fun. Trying to tackle that dog is how I tore a muscle in my back. She’s lucky she looked like this (now about 30 lbs bigger).

Bell peppers are the worst. All other peppers are delicious.

The hashtags are the most insufferable part.

I wish I were. It's just one of the many issues with the quivverful crazies.

I think one of her sisters is divorced. Hopefully she has contact with those siblings but I doubt it. Her supportive brother was outcast for adopting because the adopted children carry the sins of their parents.

I read somewhere else that she doesn’t have access to media/internet to shelter her. It’s very sad. Her parents are pushing her to stay married to that douchebag. 2 of her siblings are supportive of her divorcing so I hope she has contact with them and is able to come up with a game plan to leave josh.

He wouldn’t change the sheets as often (he complains about helping change the sheets weekly already but with 2 cats the hair gets everywhere) and he’s eat mostly packaged crap but he’d survive. He knows how to do all the chores which are equally split with the exception of cooking since I’m just way better at it. And…

I got sinus surgery (mildly helped but I needed it anyway for a deviated septum) and get Kenalog shots 2 times a year and I still occasionally break out into fits of allergies (ie right now). Sucks ass.

My icon must be related

My majestic beasts

Could have also been infected or had some complications.

I won’t post the more horrifying stories for examples of me cutting ties but something light instead. My mother is a hippy/new age type and will try anything. We were at my brother’s basketball game and she leaned over and asked if she smelled like pee (which she did). Apparently she thought it’d be a good idea to…