Highly enjoyable for many reasons besides his shirtless scenes.

He also had some good tips on resolving conflict. You just burn that person’s house down and kill their entire family for slighting you.

And he’d really go all out on the box and presentation.

I had a very vivid sex dream last year about the Jeepers Creepers villain so I'll have to go with him. He is really just a misunderstood community college art teacher who is very skilled in bed.

I probably shouldn't have read this as someone who is pregnant.

Find a place that’s cheap once you get there. One of my favorites in Thailand where the ticket is the costly part.

Oh that’s tacky. The host should have covered their costs. The right thing to do would be to tell the waitress before hand separate checks and include those people on her check.

I work in the federal government and it surprised me when I was hired how many teabaggers are my coworkers. Makes no sense to me. And they are the most entitled people who try their hardest to game the system with everything.

The tech was talking about how adorable my baby is at our appointment. I'm not sure she appreciated me saying he is breath taking...and looks like Sloth from the goonies.

This is one of the better ones.

You should really get it looked at. I suggest a vagina exorcism. I found a great deal on Craig's list if you need a referral.

He sure made the guy who babysat his child for the day look like a saint.

My vagina does control my life. I think you're on to something.

I am really looking forward to maternity leave. I’m imagining leasurely cooking, working out, taking my dogs on long walks after the initial no sleep/exhaustion. Lots of reading and catching up on movies. I hope my dreams don’t come crashing down in a few months. I plan on taking full advantage of my leave before…

It's not exactly a secret. I only know anything about my gestating spawn because of Internet and talking to other parents.

I’ve done a fair amount of childcare in the past so I’m mentally prepared for the boring and the difficult task of babies. I’ve been preparing my husband by telling him it’s ok to be bored. Yeah you will love them but it’s not like a Disney movie where the birds are singing and crap. Instead it’s a lot of fussing,…

I personally wouldn’t post it but I’d text it to close friends and family.

I plan on hitting my hair with some dry shampoo so it’s not greasy in pics. And maybe run a curling iron through because it’s super straight and gets tangled easily if there’s no shape to it. And I’ll be bringing some face wipes and lip gloss too. I figure that takes about 30 seconds so it’s not ridiculous.

Wow, that’s a deal breaker. I would probably not be on speaking terms with anyone that did that.

I'm taking this all too seriously but I plan on packing some dry shampoo, face wipes, and some lip gloss.