When my grandmother became a widow she had many suitors trying to pursue her. She is a very pretty lady and a catch. Of course they were all looking for a wife and she saw no point of remarrying at her age but she did find a nice 12 years younger man who she was with for 10 years.

If I had a wedding (eloped many years ago) I'd definitely do a taco truck and middle eastern truck.

Mine is a lady so there doesn't seem to be much to help her besides medicated food and special vitamins that are sooo fun to force feed a cat.

Especially every 3 months. She has urinary tract disease. She's lucky she's so cute for being a lemon.

I have one deranged cat (the one in my profile pic) and one fatty who has chronic UTIs and high maintenance. I don’t think I could pay anyone to take either of them.

Blimpie is way better than subway.

I use it 5 days a week when I work from home. On days I have to go into the office I use anti perspirant because our thermostat sucks.

I don’t wash my hair every day but I do shower daily. Otherwise I feel gross. Wash clothes are nasty and it’s the worst if you use one before it’s dry. It’s all cold.

I have a coop but mine isn’t nearly as cute. I’d take it for like $250...

The mason jars look like urine samples. Lovely if that's the look you're going for.

He was married, so this worked at least once before. It's tough getting back in the dating scene...

My pic didn’t show up before.

It’s all fur...

I imagine it was something similar to when the Simpsons were put in foster care with Flanders and nachos were cucumbers with cottage cheese.

In my experience we say some version of goodbye so I don’t think the movies are accurate.

I have two awesome dogs and I'm super jealous of hers. He is amazing.

You could make macarons. And if you need frosting Italian, French, and Swiss buttercream all use egg whites.

I read something on celebitchy that the did a story on them being currently investigated but they don't have the details since it's ongoing. I don't think they've dropped it.

I have a similar set up with a little more garden space (and 4 chickens) including the peach tree.

Please rescue me. You can donate to my paypal.