I named them after GoT ladies...melisandra, cersei, arya, and Sansa. Cersei is the bitchiest of all so it works. She's head hen.

Not all of us have wegman’s. Don't brag.

I have a tiny yard. You can do raised beds or pots. And it’s really easy to set up a drip system (and cheap). I don’t even have to water my plants. I just the I initial planting at the beginning of the season and it takes care of itself.

I was going to call my grandma ASAP to let her know she's a hipster douchebag. I have chickens and a garden so I am literally the worst.

Anything not a scoop neck or v draws more attention to my huge boobs. That’s the weird part, the more “modest” look draws the most attention to them.

I should have been more specific...pretty much as long as they don't have the skin of beef jerky and aren't glistening in baby oil.

That’s just to visit, to live there you have to ride his baby oiled dick for a minute weekly when you aren’t having fake lesbian sex. I’m straight but I would choose full on lesbian sex over him.

I read an account a girl had and she didn't want to sleep with Hefner so she and another girl made out and pretending to finger each other and stuff and they would also pretend to have oral but didn't do much more than head on thigh.

The flip flops are probably the least offensive parts of those outfits.

I can’t wait to order the audio version to listen to on my commute. I prefer audio versions on fluff pieces and comedy.

I’m going to be 7 months pregnant at Halloween but I was thinking of being Splendid from Mad Max and my husband can be Nux.

When I was 15 my boyfriend made the comment that I was in really good shape (athlete) but that I have the body type to put on weight easily and I should watch that. Then he’d talk about the future at odd times like what he looked for in a wife (again, we were 15) and I would just laugh it off. Didn’t last very long.…

This seems perfectly acceptable if you have sex scenes/have to kiss in the movie.

About Time kind of fits this genre and that was super cute.

And so cheap. I was able to take advantage of their memorial day.

Ew. I’ve burned all my khakis once I was able to escape the food/service industry.

I went in there recently because I’m knocked up and was on the hunt for some stretchy maxi dresses and they had the ugliest, weirdest fitting cotton dresses. Everything oversized and would make the mannequin lumpy. I’d have luck on their stretchy coated skinny jeans because of my body type that were on sale for super…

Lately Nordstrom Rack (free/easy return policy for 180 days) and sometimes Dillards (I like 2 brands I don’t see often at other stores). I have shopped at JCrew, Anthro, and Banana a lot in the past with but haven’t very much in the last 2 years because the only stuff I like from those stores is really expensive. All…

My yoga pants are not sheer, thicker, more durable and all around superior.

It really reads like an Animal Farm quote.