Oh I’m aware. But I would have to come up with at least $15k up front and then the other 12 (minimum) during the process at the low end non profit where the birth mother or father has the right up until 3 days post birth the reverse the adoption process and no refunds. Between that and the process of free adoption…

I'm only planning on 1 and if anyone says anything about single child syndrome I'll just tell them I'm barren. Nosy ass people.

It's free but it's still not easy to get matched and still a very long wait. And if you foster first it's not uncommon for the kid to go back to their bio family.

That happened to my aunt and uncle. I am on the adopt only list (not foster to adopt) and there are no eligible kids available this way. They are all looking for foster/flex families. So now I’m pregnant even though I always saw myself as adopting but it took me waiting in the system for awhile to even consider it.…

Me and my husband have been in the county adoption process for awhile with no prospects that didn’t involve severely disabled kids or large sibling groups (our max is 2). Now I’m pregnant after never considering biological children. We’re still keeping our license open but I don’t have any expectations especially…

Wow. If you elope or have a destination wedding and still have a shower or reception for gifts it’s unbelievably tacky to also have people pay for their meal. That’s special.

I’m allergic to wheat so basically same restrictions as gluten free and I eat fish sometimes but hardly ever since I got pregnant (no stomach for it right now). I wouldn’t be able to handle the dairy free part since I ate nachos for dinner and a cucumber and cheese sandwich for lunch.

That cat looks nothing like Shatner. This one on the other hand...

Given the choice I’d probably watch this over Sex and the City 2. I got dragged to it and even tipsy is wasn’t tolerable. Thankfully I don't have to make these choices and saw Spy instead. Go see it! It's hilarious.

She’s probably just a Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome fan.

I assumed she meant the dinosaur. I remember taking a trip with my Girl Scouts to a museum in Seattle and we camped the night with the dinosaurs and it was a pretty mind blowing experience.

I wouldn’t stick a funky dick in my mouth. The tooth brush cleans all the crap off your teeth.

All the married people I know have separate tooth brushes. I’ve been married 10 years and don’t share. That’s gross.

dat crust

Having his father clutches his balls from a swift kick should kill that tradition for good.

That makes sense. I was thinking that there was legit appointment.

It’s very strange. I don’t see how she could have faked a pregnancy to the point of getting a csection scheduled because of ultrasound and all the tests they do. Did she have the baby already naturally or is she someone who doesn’t show?

Does this cat look like she plays with anything I’ve ever bought her?

Eh, she probably just got pregnant just so she could abort. That’s all us pro-choicers think about anyway, abortin’ babies. Or maybe she pulling the long con and is just going to have the babies so they could get an abortion.

Considering these drinks would surely induce vomiting I don’t think the calories matter.