Agreed. Mortality is the leading cause of death. Quit worrying. Accept that one day you will die. Get busy living.

Don't eat the salads at any restaurants. I've been working the food industry for 66 and 1/6th years. Each "lettuce" leaf is made from the spines of dead baby capybara fetuses. There's a factory in Regina, Canada that processes these spines. First they crush them into a fine powder that is mixed with a by-product of…

Quit grilling with gas. Gas grills are like the scooters of backyard BBQ. Get a charcoal grill and a charcoal chimney starter.

I have Cricket with unlimited data. I pay $45 a month. I use a Droid 2. It's been the single greatest phone and plan I have ever had.

I've been using a Droid 2 on Cricket's Unlimited Android plan for a year and half. It's great. I get unlimited data/voice/text. All for $45 a month. I paid about $200 for the phone and $60 to flash it to the Cricket network. I'll never go back to the scam of a regular plan.

The only helpful tip from this entire infographic was that I need to lean my car seat back further. People cannot magically reduce their commute by 20 minutes unless they change jobs or move. That's not very helpful.

They're offering free shipping for orders of $25 or more. If you buy the 4 Blade System Combo pack and the 6 Pack of 4 Blade Cartridges, you can get shipping for free. $25 for 34 razors? Sounds like a pretty good deal. 10 Mach 3 cartridges cost about $25 at Walmart. That is if these razors are any good.

Several years ago I bought a 2006 Ford Escape for my wife. The Escape gets great gas mileage (~26mpg City) and has lots of room for the kids and cargo. It's been great for road trips and vacations. It's the perfect Family Truckster. It even has a roof rack for transporting deceased grandmothers.

I use Plackers. A bag of 50 costs a $1.

I can deal with the fridge and the aliens. I can't stand Shia LaBoeuf in that movie. He ruins it. Take Shia out. Keep Indy. Introduce a new Indy heartthrob, a mystical item, mystery and adventures. This isn't hard. It amazes me that grown people with millions of dollars have managed to make bad Indy and Bond movies.…

Why does "I am the Doctor" give me goosebumps every time I hear it?

The next headline will read, "Pregnant Woman Murders Husband in Fit of Rage." Having narrowly survived the birth of my first child, I learned that no woman wants to hear that her baby looks like an alien. I have deep scars in dark places, if you require evidence.

Like this.

How big are the stumps? If they aren't huge, I found a quick technique for removing stumps. You need a shovel, axe, pick-axe, sledgehammer, a long prybar, and a water hose. Dig around the stump to get at the roots, and cut all the roots you can see with axe and pick-axe. Soak the ground with water. Then hit the sides…

And it never gets any of the respect it deserves. I'm huge fan of military sci-fi. This show had so much going for it. I used to watch it and Earth 2 every Sunday as a teenager.

You clearly have not seen On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

I loved this movie as a kid and the video game was great. I've already shown it to my oldest daughter. Her favorite Miyazaki movies are Howl's Moving Castle and Ponyo.

Until it fell, I imagine the Tacoma Narrows bridge was incredibly scary to drive across. [en.wikipedia.org](1940)

Was this article written by one of those Occupy protester bums?

My spouse is a stay-at-home mom. After working from home for a couple days in a row once, she told me I had to go back to work. I had driven her crazy. This article cracked me up.