Why have you twice dismissed my comment pointing out how, in this same interview, Dunham discussed the $10,000 airbrushing bounty?

ChicagoCubsOnline.com is a fan blog. The LA Times article never once mentions him as a middle of the rotation starter. The Dodgers.MLB.com article states that he's mid-rotation because of the Dodgers already stacked staff.

I'm guessing you're not a Yankee fan. Because you'd know their staff is rickety at best and he can easily be a 1 or 2.

So much wrong here.

Yes, and written by such illustrious publications as Sports On Earth, Pinstripe Pundits, and Outside Pitch MLB. Also, two of those results say Tanaka is front-end while Sabathia is mid-rotation.

When the first result of your suggested search is a Bleacher Report article, you lose.

Yeah.

ESPN just said he's projected as a front-end guy.

EVERY major outlet reported he's a middle of the rotation guy, except all of the ones that project him as a front of the rotation guy?

Only 8 video games were ever made.

So there's only been 7 video games EVER?

Also— and this just might be me— but "every video game ever" is kind of a stupid title. Like, you saw the source material, spent a few seconds conjuring up a poorly-written article with little effort, and threw the title in for some great effect that doesn't make sense.

No, he didn't. If you look at the letter as written, "hehe" isn't there. It was added by the author, who, if he absolutely had to make that joke, should have put it in square brackets, not parentheses. Threw me off too.

Forgot #1:

Also: tits.

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Man, the Florida sun has not been kind to Scott Steiner.