This is what the French do.

To jazz up a LDR, use snail mail with Pinterest…sexy quotes for men. Invest in a instrument such as Intensity by Pour Moi. It automates kegels. We have had great sex using the guybrator which is on YouTube. Joan Price, the senior sexpert has lots of good info.

Orgasms begin in the brain and are contextual. The more you masturbate the more you Train your Tinkle. Check out O actually.com and commit to one a day.

IIf my bill comes to say $2.75, I usually give them $3. The farmer always says to take another one. Before going to the market, I always stop at the bank for small bills. The first vendor I go to is the sprout lady for a shot of wheat grass juice for a buck. I buy bread at the market because there are no preservatives.

NPR had a story once about how using the word wedding could double the price.

My mother's favorite saying was "you will never regret buying quality." As an aside my neighbor's claim was that in her entire life she had never bought anything on sale. She felt that the reason for sales was to get rid of defective things.

Hey, get with the program!

Check out mariakillam.com when making colour choices for your home.

My current fave is the Varese Sarabande label, which is music from films. I have all their compilations, arranged by composer. It is 18 hours of music.

One of the burners on my stove doesn't get as hot as it should, could I fix it?

For real dirt, look under the rubber gasket that is at the entrance to the garbage disposal. Yuk!

My best ideas come when I am doing laps in the pool in the morning. Perhaps this is the ideal.

No one has mentioned the elephant in the room which is playtime that is scheduled after lunch. The kids throw away their lunches so that they can maximize their playtime. The solution is easy, reverse the order with playtime first. Examine the trash bins on the playground stuffed with thoughtful menu ideas!

You neglected to mention free wallpaper. I used to use Stuck in Customs wallpaper, but now I prefer bing as it also hooks up to the search function.

Thx. I still haven't read the VF article. Now I don't have to. Good comments. I wonder how much time he has for the baby, but then he doesn't have to unload the dishwasher.

Hey, stop being late! It is a form of arrogance.

Buy an electric steamer. You will have perfection every time. It is the most used appliance in my kitchen

For parents of small kids, give them a subscription to a children's museum.

Once had a discussion with a friend after I told her I had bought a bed sheet at a yard sale. She was appalled that I would do so even thought this particular sheet had never been used. When I mentioned that in hotels she slept on sheets that many others had she promptly exploded by saying that from now on she would…

Vidal Sassoon had Monday breakfast and then skipped lunch, dinner and Tuesday breakfast. Tuesday lunch was light. Seems like a doable concept as it also embraces Meatless Monday.