UGH, "SHOULD OF." I'M GOING TO BE [SIC].

No sexy pictures of Graham Norton tonight? Awww, damn.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

Every time some dumbfuck whiteboy says some dumbfuck whiteboy shit every other dumbfuck whiteboy calls it satire like a big dumbfuck.

That reminds me of this! :D

$5 says Moiley (typo and it stays) rips up a picture of Sinead at the end of her "performance" on Saturday Night Live. Who's with me?

The solution is to just have one book with all these tips. A lot of the girls' options already go hand in hand with the boys'.

Oh, I'm sorry... the card says "moops."

Ugh, grape culture. Amirite?

Michelle Rodriguez Tank Top Appreciation Post!

First person: Sounds to me like dude is attracted to you and feels unrequited love. Only solution: cut him out. You'll be doing both parties a favor.

I am virtually the same age as her, and I thought the writing in Prozac Nation was devoid of wit or originality when it came out; the only reason it had any success was timing and marketing (she was young, pretty and happy to pose semi-nude). This has been borne out by all her writing since then, which has been…

Also, if someone dresses like a woman, presents as a woman, behaves like a woman and wants to be addressed as a woman, what is the benefit of addressing them based on their biological sex? What information does that give you? Unless you're trying to get in their pants, it really shouldn't matter at all.

Speaking as a black woman, I just want to be normal. I want to be considered normal. When black people are cast in a role, or as a model, I want it to be the norm. I want educated blacks to be seen as the rule. I do not want my color to be the reason why I am considered exceptional, less than, exotic, ugly, sexy,…

Someone please twerk with one of these.

15. Sex is better if you are emotionally involved with your partner.

Hey brain trust. If you experience a fight or flight response and then neither start a fight nor flee, you have experienced the reaction without acting on it. You have tamped it down. You don't get to diagnose me when you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Don't ask me to read up on misophonia when I…

I remembered ALL of the stuff. Except I didn't know how many pumps of mocha go into a chocolate smoothie for like, a year and a half.