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All the comments denying that this is a big deal are why we need to keep talking about it.

Am I the only one that finds it funny that the color yellow was used for Asians here? Because, y'know, Asians.

Her time will come. I predict a late-in-life career resurgence with some cult comedy hit show/movie for her. In 20 years, she'll be the new Jessica Walter!

One of the Jackson girls? It's JANET (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty).

Um, excuse me, Dandelion, who the fuck is your favorite? OH I SEE HOW IT IS.

Tight-Fitted Leathers Props Up Weiner After Embarrassing Flop

I've been reading Dirt Bags for years and years and I still can't shake the habit of reading the attributions as reactions. Comme ci:

If i lifted 460 lbs i would make a bronze statue of me doing so and i would stare at it when i masturbate.

I really loved that movie, in all its glorious, goofy splendor. I stood up when that movie was done and looked at my ass and it was completely missing. That damn funny.

Oh, I will. I will also enjoy the privileges (and health, sorry) that come with having a tone, fit body. Nice clothes, not feeling tired because of the excessive weight on my bones, visible muscles, healthy looking skin, etc. I am almost there and I'm enjoying it.

I first knew I was gay (without knowing what that was) when I first saw this when I was four.

Oh God, I can't stand physical proximity to someone when I'm trying to sleep. Not only does it need to be like 50 degrees Fahrenheit in my room when I'm trying to sleep, I need space. THE REPUBLIC OF SLEEPING ARI DEMANDS SPACE. I can't even imagine trying to sleep with someone's breath on my face. Or hair in my

Not quite expounded upon: Iowa also just gone done taking part in a long-term contraceptive study, where it offered long-term options (IUDs, implants) to women for FREE. The number of long-term contraceptives being used in Iowa skyrocketed. Isn't it amazing how providing women with safe and effective methods at

Penises have never seemed right to me. They just...hang there. Don't get me started on ball sacks. Seems like if the Good Lord were to design a perfect sperm delivery system, it would look a hell of a lot better in God's Own Daylight. Seems like. I should run for some sort of office. 'Cause I have a lot more

You absolutely never talk to him and you absolutely do not tell her.

I hate Grillz and I can not stand madonna, its like the perfect match.

What would Katherine Hepburn do if she were here today?

Yep - pocket watch chain, as everyone has noted.