Classic film noir is my smoking porn nowadays. "You're doing it inside the house? Oh, that's filthy. Oh yeah, do it in a meeting. Do it at lunch! Do it! Wait, at the morgue? That's... pretty weird, actually. You can stop now."

I just kind of want to rest my face against her stately decolletage for a while.

"Every other frat guy out there is going to say "you are so pretty, can I buy you a drink?" he just got friend zoned because he is like everyone else, and he asked for her permission. Instead walk up to a girl and say "hey you seem like no one will be your friend, so I'll let you buy thirty seconds of my time. I'll…

While I don't disagree here, I do want to point out that there are some times when a degree is absolutely required, regardless of whether the job requires it or not: When "what you know" is the only defense you have against "who you know."

Call it what it was. Clickbait. You knew he was controversial as hell and all of his articles racked up big clicks and big debates in the comments here. Never mind that your core readers felt betrayed by you continuing to give him a platform. There were enough comments rushing in that it was worth it for you to keep…

Daulerio?

It's believable... You've been doing what he JUST started doing pretty much your entire life. This is a radical change for his body. You can pretty much bet that it was almost all water weight... He might have lost 6-7lbs. of actual fat and the rest was excess water in his body.

I tried Jenny Craig for about 6…

There's EVERY reason to be friends with someone you want to nail. IF they feel the same way. If they don't or you don't, then why bother? But it's not a hard and fast rule that you shouldn't be friends with someone you want to fuck. It's better if you are, unless you just want a one-night stand. In which case, who…