I think he made some remarks about how they didn’t make enough movies about blue-collar white men. He apologized about that later, but Jezebel never forgets and seldom forgives...

Except Carla Bruni possesses at least several marketable talents.

She’s no Carla!

The password to his Twitter account.

You were obviously abused. Not everyone who was spanked as a child has a negative experience or was a victim of abuse. Get a grip.

This is white culture gone overboard. No, its not child abuse. Child abusers can spank, spanking doesn’t automatically fall under child abuse; its not difficult. Jesus.

Ok enough of this. Stop assuming that everyone who sees Trump as a liability is automatically a Hillary supporter. It’s not true. It never was. I wanted Kasich or Rubio. I was given a total moron instead. I’d even rather deal with Pence (who I disagree with on social issues) or Hillary (who I disagree with on fiscal…

Please don’t forget:

I never thought I’d see the day when George W Bush seemed presidential. :head-desk:

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

I’m beginning to believe Trump thought the position was largely ceremonial, like the Queen of England.

omg, get over it. He didn't make a public statement about her weight, he made a joke to her, and she gave as good as she got. Get angry about something real.

I'm currently a 36F bra size, which is not that big stateside. I stopped being able to buy bras in my size in Japan in eighth grade. I can only buy jeans that fit my thighs at Uniqlo. These girls are definitely "Japanese fat," the same way my mixed, non-Asian-metabolism-having,…

Asia has different beauty standards than the west, girls that would be considered normal here would be fat by Asian standards. I think it's good they're trying to promote acceptance of different body shapes and we shouldn't be criticizing them because they have different norms than us. Personally I think we go a…

I think that all this crap about Miley is just bullcrap. Entertainers do shocking things to get higher ratings, or to just live their life. Who cares? And, why are we judging her? If you don't like her, don't watch her. As for her "accessorizing" with black people, aren't those her friends? And, how can you…

She's so boring. Her middle name is probably beige.

Also: I didn't know much about Bruno Mars before this, and halftime was right around the time the brownies started kicking in, so I spent the entire performance clutching my chest and yelling "I'M JUST SO PROUD OF HIM. HE IS DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB. THIS IS GREAT." while the bar's security guy rocked out beside me.

But it sounds like that's what she had originally wanted... Right? So it's not like she did it to please US, which would be far worse. Yeah, I'm alright with this. Besides, Dumbledore being gay totally keeps her in the +.

That is not a sentence I thought I would ever read.

We gave you a cute, respectful singer from Stratford, Ontario, and look what you Americans did to him. You broke him, you keep him.