But enough about Pete Rose, what do you think about Britt McHenry?

I'll never forget when Condoleeza Rice gave that big speech at the RNC with her teeth covered in lipstick.

From one of two NY Post articles that aimed to defend her from mean Internet people, by Kyle Smith:

“Well, today I hung out with Pete Rose, what did you do? Lay there feeling sorry for yourself because you have stage four cancer? You are a disgrace. Even with your hair, you are ugly.”-Britt McHenry

I wish I had a camp.

Yep, they are loners and don’t reproduce with big litters, just as you point out.

Googling to get my heart-meltingly adorable pics of the day...

They don’t just walk the cheetahs at the San Diego zoo, each cheetah also has an emotional support dog buddy assigned to each one so they aren’t constantly stressed. Same with their wolves. It’s fucking adorable as hell.

Laziness?

It’s better that way. Then you have no loyalties to them when they’re older and can gleefully tell the social worker at the hospital that you think the Roaches N Rats Care home is a great idea.

I thought the Darwin Awards were for your own stupidity, not being killed by someone else’s dumbness. The kids deserves an award for making it this far with those parents.

Klu Klux Fans

"Give Me One Reason" is a blues song, as a bulk of Tracy Chapman's work draws upon black roots music. Kelly Clarkson didn't "transform the song into a blues number."

It just comes to her like breathing.

Somebody's got too much time on their hands.

If your teams' fans refer to themselves as "The Twelves", then they deserve to see their team lose. Unless you are Jesus and we are talking about the apostles.

Texas A&M, Home of the real 12th Man.

Good to hear Scott Zolak gargles razor blades before Super Bowl broadcasts.

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.