That’s Alicia Vikander, blonde, blue eyed, Nordic Alicia Vikander?

As a Giants fan, I approve this message.

There was a report of a gunman at the University of North Carolina today, so now it’s multiples per day.

Does Jordan not believe in curtains?

Well, everything but make the Browns win a football game.

Gaga’s singing with Tony Bennett is pretty spot on. Have you seen the two of them in the Barnes & Noble ad?

And Austin is the “liberal” city of Texas.

Did you read the part that said that city law requires the establishment to take responsibility for what happens on the sidewalk outside their premises?

There is no evidence that he was high. That’s a lie perpetrated by lesser horses.

I’ll remember that next time I need brain surgery. I’ll hire an amateur.

This is what happens when you cross Kevin Johnson.

Thery DID NOT mock nurses. This is a lie. Behar, based on ONE PHOTO of Miss Colorado at the Miss America contest, said something mocking about MISS COLORADO’s monologue, not about nurses.

But, their headphones weren’t working! It’s not the kicker’s fault! Its the Patriots’ fault, even if they aren’t responsible for the headphones! Because ... Deflategate!

You’re just prejudiced because Kermit is green.

According to his testimony today, he’s a Protestant.

what’s wrong with stories about opium and naked women?

He was going to go to seminary after graduating, though I’m not sure if it was a Catholic seminary or not.

Do we know anything about his family? Are his parents big deals that he’s trying to piggy back onto?

uh, what?

I always have to laugh at people yelling “First Amendment” when it involves private companies.