I have absolutely no need or space for one. I don’t go off-roading and I don’t even have a yard or driveway.

I was excited about this for about 5 minutes before I realized that:

I did almost that exact thing: I had a rust bucket 1970 Challenger with a slant six and a three-speed manual, and swapped in a 440 and a 727 auto. I got rid of the roller car but kept the engine and tranny, both of which I still have, waiting for a suitable car to drop them into (like this one here).

This Aspen comes with manual everything. Hell, there’s not even A/C

Arkansas sheriff.

I see that comment as being written to show how Justice is a hick southern racist sheriff. It doesn’t read to me like it was used as just some everyday term but supposed to point out the Sheriff’s casual racism.

OK, you really, really don’t want to rewatch Live and Let Die, then.

I can’t imagine Seth Rogen even driving a car. What 420-friendly celeb could take that role? Maybe Woody Harrelson?

But then this quote comes to mind:

I recently drove from Virginia to Colorado, almost an entire day of that drive was going across Kansas. During summer there would’ve at least been corn, but during February there’s just emptiness. I have never seen such a large quantity of nothing in my entire life.

So true. There is a whoooooole lot of nothing between Salt Lake City and Reno. And that stretch of I-80 between Omaha and Cheyenne is so boring that even Jack Kerouac had nothing to say about it.

Don’t forget to add in like 16 fuel stops. A Hellcat at 160 mph has got to go through premium like Charlie Sheen use to go through cocaine!

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Jesus took the wheel, and apparently didn’t do that great a job of it.

Despite the work looking to have been done to a decent level of quality, isn’t there an admonition about “somebody else’s project”?

She’s alright.