I’m pretty sure that’s just a Fiero Jalapeno

Hey, Cat Food Breath?

I can’t figure out if he’s really chill and cool or an enormous weirdo. Kinda want to drink a few beers with him kinda afraid he’ll make a jacket out of my skin.

Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

Wait, is this only for PC users? What if you have a Mac?

Ya know, going for the XL condom comment is really not your best strategy to generate sympathy.

I’ll go ahead and keep the ball rolling (6'-4" here too):

“You don’t have to hunt down XL condoms. “

Let’s play Spot the Most Obvious Humblebrag Ever!

Tall People Lives are Short

Same here. There was a guy in town I saw a time or two who was probably 6'10" or so, and his beltline was at my shoulders. He was all legs. People like this are just gawker magnets, and as I understand it, they live with pain all the time.

The ground clearance is exactly why my dad got the 2011 Outlander for my granddad a year before he died. think of the modern SUV like a 21st century take on pre WW2 cars.

I think it’s wonderfully silly.

I’m with you, i like it a lot as well and i really would love to get one when it comes time to trade my Regal GS in. But, I’m kind of thinking a Subaru Outback would be better for me just because of the resale value later on. I do think it’ll do better now that it would have a few years ago, wagons and hatch backs…

Wow, he predicted the modern SUV in 1958, even though there were already vehicles like the Suburban in the 1930's that already did what he was predicting! What a Nostrodamus we have. Here, let me try this. “In the future, we are going to have speakers in our home that have conversations with us.” Man, this predicting…

That feels good on my sense of justice.

Pretty sure I read it in the owner’s manual.

A thousand stars for this reference!!!

Oh, come on...

Some of the new ones do!