I wish they had talked more about the truck, than simply its relationship to Royalty. I didn’t realize you could get them with a huge sunroof like that for instance. Beautiful vehicles, I would love to have one.

Mm. I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

Thank you here and forever for crudbutter.

This video is required whenever a VW Touareg V10 is mentioned. Bro-dozer vs Soccer Mom.

I repeatedly kept reading Thomas Whistlecock. I must be tired.

Don’t worry. I was helping a dude change brakes on a civic. Did not know about the twisty turny caliper either. Bent a huge c-clamp in half. Asked the dude to tap the brakes so I can see if the caliper is working or seized. It was not seized... but now I could not push the caliper piston back in... or put the old pads…

I feel like you missed the joke.

I did the same thing on an ‘04 Grand Prix. Fortunately after half an hour of trying to squeeze them with a clamp and putting a small tear in the rubber boot my dad came out and asked “are you sure it doesn’t twist in”?

I offered some guy from the internet my crapcan XJ for free if he would just haul it away. Instead, after driving half the day he showed up at my house, drank all my beer, and pissed off all my neighbors by wrenching on it in my driveway half the night. Then he crashed on my couch, covering it and my dog grease. In…

Easy fix, spray paint property boundaries and put up plaques declaring the rightful owners of the flag. As an added bonus, maybe put in the address of their precious little clubhouse. Problem solved.

Chop it down under cover of darkness. I can’t see that you’ll be caught. I mean, nooses are being left around the AA Museum in D.C. - land of a million cameras and CIA-type anti-terrorist folk but, surprise! No one has been caught. So, there’s no way S.C. will catch you when you chop it, burn it, spray paint it with…

Born from the cream, die by the cream. That’s what my grandma always says.

FUCK.

The ex-CEO of Uber likes being in hot water, huh?

well, if nothing else, it explains why he doesn’t have kids.

Did he expect to be liked by anyone? Oh Chris Lattner not Christian Laettner, never mind, carry on.

Oh you want RWD huh? Then in that case, no Subaru doesn’t have what you want.

“That’s a long wait for a train don’t come.”