When I was 17 my first car was stolen, stripped and impounded by the police for a week before they sent me a letter to notify me I owed them around $170 for storage fees. There was nothing left of the car worth salvaging so it was not worth paying to get it out of the impound. In my case eff the cops and the schmuck…

Add $4,000 worth of speed parts to actually make it fast and you could have one ugly, uncomfortable, small sleeper. Or you could just buy a 2007 Infiniti M35 that would be better in every way. Your choice.

Add $4,000 worth of speed parts to actually make it fast and you could have one ugly, uncomfortable, small sleeper. Or you could just buy a 2007 Infiniti M35 that would be better in every way. Your choice.

1st Gear:

Don’t scratch this itch. It’s more trouble than it is worth.

I loved this movie. I saw it and Star Wars in the theater when I was four. I was always a car kid when I was little (sleeping with hotwheels in each hand) but these movies cemented my love for fast cars (space ships) and subversion.

If she made you see any of the 50 Shades or Twilight movies she owes you.

Maybe that is supposed to be the secret secondary plot of the Han Solo movie?

1977 box office fusion.

To me this would be *perfect* as is but swap out the bullet proof slant six for a 440 big block and a manual four speed. But, alas.

To me this would be *perfect* as is but swap out the bullet proof slant six for a 440 big block and a manual four speed. But, alas.

They add additional tanks to hold more fuel. That helps to keep the number of stops to a minimum.

This is awesome. She is awesome.

CP: All the weight from the wheels and tires alone are going to slow this thing down. That 1.8 made around 80 HP when new. Can you imagine how awful this would be on the interstate?

None. I’m wary of this new engine. Cadillac’s Northstar engines were supposed to be the shizzle back in the day. And they were up to a certain point. But once they approached the end of the extended warranty time period they developed some Audi-like problems. Time will tell if these engines hold up or not. For now I…

Nah. I say delete it. I dropped them like 5th Period Spanish almost four years ago. I’m glad I did. I feel much better for it. It was so full of clutter and mental diarrhea that it was oppressive.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Which is a damn shame.

Wasn’t that model based on the Toyota Corolla? I asking for real, not trolling.

This is too funny. These people need to suck it up and accept their cars for what they truly are like Jaguar and Alfa Romero owners do.