Logical conclusion: If there are 1,000.000 of them out there they should be cheap.

This is a fun car. I had one at my disposal for a few hours almost two decades ago. I was a peon at a credit union, was given the keys to a repo that needed paint and a front bumper replaced. I was told to take it to a few few body shops for estimates. It was a pain to drive because I’m 6'4" but it was enjoyable at…

Memphis is a sucky place. I’d rather brush my tongue on a carpet of tacks for a hour than make a stop there. Every time I travel along I-40 I fill up in Dixon, TN so I will not have to stop for gas until deep into Arkansas.

And here I thought *death wobble* was the name of the walk Great Aunt Edna does as she approaches the dinner table.

Dat Charger.

True. But being a Fox platform and a malaise era Ford product it was also a POS.

This always makes me smile when I think of a Fiat 126

Holy crap. That IS a commute is something so primative. Any idea how that car made it to Alabama?

My grandmother had the Ford LTD version of this car with the V6. I took it for a drive one day when I was of age. It helped me appreciate my ‘78 Buick LeSabre. 

No. What made these neat was their quirkiness for skirtling the Chicken Tax nonsense. Otherwise they are underpowered and prone to rust.

My thought exactly! And the Canyonaro from The Simpsons for the green & yellow one.

This is the Bizzaro Bronco of my dreams! How much does it cost to import from Brazil?

I’m not a *fanboi*, broseph. Nice try though.

The line across the wheel arches reminds me of Amy Winehouse’s eye makeup.

Eighty large for a car that will serve only as a toy? Give me a freaking break. But, hey, fools and their money are soon parted. You can do 90% of what the Porsche can in a $40,000 used, but in excellent shape, Corvette. Is the 10% of extra performance, that he’ll never touch, worth the $40,000 increase? I say NO.

Oh, I like the Bug. I wants it, precious!

It sounds like Mike realizes just how much the show depended on the other guy to do the heavy lifting.

Agreed. The $128 is also after tax money. So if you are in the 25% tax bracket that would really be $160 that governments will have taken from your pocket at the end of the day.

My daughter dropped her ice cream between the seats. She did not tell me. Her brother did not rat her out. I found the remains of the mess the next day. It was truly the worst thing I’ve ever had to pry out of the carpet, including dog vomit and cat piss.  . 

30303 is for Atlanta.