Avada Car-davra!

The V6 models are less of a risk because their automatic transmissions exploded* years ago rendering them inoperable.

“...I realized that amount of power is stupid, and unusable, and ever since then I’ve focused on balance instead of power.”

I’m not affected by the VW mess but I know that I would want the buy back option. I would be so disgusted and angry with the company that seeing their d@mn car in my driveway would be a daily reminder of betrayal.

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This gives me the angries.

Game. Set. Match.

This is bad and you should feel good.

And always giving Tanner the bedroom poster wall car to hoon about became boring. If they put Adam and Rutledge through a fast car driving boot camp the end result on screen would have been more entertaining.

Calling Tanner “Tiny Dancer” made me giggle.

Rutledge IS a car guy. He’s a full on geek about them. Adam not so much. The little guy, whatever his name is, drives a VW, or something.

I was willing to give this season a chance had I even known it was on TV already! WTH, History?! You suck donkey gonads.

Bravo! You made me openly laugh with that. Now I’m being eyed suspeciously by co-workers.

Kent designed the tracking system.

Google The Whiskey Rebellion. Make sure to read and process the information. Afterward you’ll have a better understanding of the true roots of NASCAR.

Evading the revenue man is a honorable trade with a long history.

NASCAR’s roots are much more colorful. :)

I would be more supportive if he took your route with it instead of trying to make it drivable then killing it with Moab. BTW: That is one sweet CJ.

This car is giving you fits in the same way my experience convinced me to give up (for the most part) wrenching. It’s a shame because a mid ‘90s Accord is a good car.