Doug, check the VIN.

Not poor, different priorities than yours. #youhavenolife #jalopniktroll #cantgetnoladies

You lost all credibility when you used YOLO.

Jeanette Klein’s assessment of the 356 is worthy. But is it one that I can afford? No. How about as a really sweet turn key kit? No. So what am I left with? Well, if I could get away with a coupe I would say a Lexus SC400 would be a good fit. If I were to take the sedan route I would do a BMW E34 530i. Those would fit…

If it’s a true listing I feel only slightly sorry for Little Ms. Muffet. I have a weird fondness for floaty landbarges/ old people cars but you’ll never learn of me feeling butt hurt over fellow Jalops and the world at large making fun of me for it.

Cheap horsepower + machismo + new car smell = Some stupid choices.

Perhaps they’ll do just that when they start the new season? I hope so for the very reasons you mentioned.

“LeBlanc can do both, with charm.” Autocorrect I curse you!

Mr. LeBlanc, you are better in every way than Mr. Evans on the new incarnation of Top Gear. What do you have to say about that?

I bet when you dig deep you’ll see this has to do with Evans being mad and embarrassed because he can’t carry the show by himself. It’s been well publicized that he lacks the ability to drive and talk to the camera. LeBlanc and do both, with charm.

Same here, but I’ve known some people who have dipped into one for similar things.

This is pretty stealthy but the local city LE has done one better: They have a stock ten year old Ford Focus with similar thin red and blue lights mounted at the top edges of the front and rear window. it even has them behind the grill and under the rear bumper. Plus it has the white strobe lights mounted on either…

You financed the Ferrari? At 0.99%?! I imagined you tapped into a IRA to get it. Silly me. I need to look them up and see if they have any affiliates in Atlanta. Did you do something similar with the Aston Martin?

1) Three Wankers In Cars 2) Evil Hammond’s Cavalcade 3) Clarkson’s Folly 4) Piers Morgan Is Still A Twat 5) Emma Clarkson’s Inheritance In Limbo 6) James May’s Other Car Show 7) Eff You, BBC 8) The Fast & The Fracas

Now they need Daniel Craig, Denzel Washington and Jackie Chan to make me sit through it.

It beats taking a camel like in the old days.

Lamborghinis have that high of a number? They’ve not sold that many cars!

It has effing Forrest Whitaker in it! How could this not be awesome?

Who gets the bill for the new rear end and tranny?