When you've decided to take on all of the Old Testament's laws and you've stopped eating bacon, stopped mixing linen and wool fabrics, started keeping the Sabbath with actual restrictions, etc, maybe then you can get up on your soap box about what the bible says about gays. Until then, you're just an ignorant fool…

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I'm not watching videos that are filmed in portrait mode anymore. I'm just not. It's 2014 people, figure it the fuck out.

Yas! Get it girls! Gabi and Nadia are everything though.

BREAKING: Musical genre created in America contains violence, misogyny, materialism and vulgarity. News at 11.

know of no other minority in the world co-opting a dehumanizing, racial slur used by its oppressor.

I know of no other minority in the world co-opting a dehumanizing, racial slur used by its oppressor.

No. That doesn't work for me. I deserve a seat at this table. This is about the world my 3-year-old is going to live in.

A senseless tragedy that could have been avoided. Seriously, people, if you're shooting a video, hold your phones in landscape mode.

Nice - I'm glad you went with "but he has black friends" defense for Sterling. I'm very surprised he hasn't trotted that out yet.

"I don't want to sound like I'm making too many excuses, so here are only three."

Hey y'all Im gonna take a nap. Let me know when the sex tape gets "leaked" and she gets her show on E!

Best. Dub. Ever.

"Try to wrap your head around a Yankees fan criticizing Cano with words like "But he did leave for the money.""

Well, I'm satisfied with that explanation.

And proud we are of all of them.

Sosa's the last person I'd expect to be whitewashed.

Her work has been commended as strongly vaginal.

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.