How is any of this car news!

There was a great episode of Slate’s Sports podcast, Hang up and Listen, a few weeks back where they had a very reasonable discussion of this issue. Worth a listen.

Thought she was in D, was in R, turned wheel, stabbed gas, annnd derp.

She used to own a mustang that's how.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Well they said Elvis was high classed. Well that was just a lie. Yeah they said Elvis was high classed. Well that was just a lie.

Vladimir is so tricky, he always tries Tkachyov guard.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Not in North Carolina you won’t, Mister!!

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

For those of you who don’t know, the perceived speed stat is obtained by performing a postgame colorimetry analysis on the back of the hitter’s pants.

Been there, done that. Fuck golf.

Thankfully. Do you know how hard it is to get KFC crumbs out of a gated shifter?

well, I suppose this is relevant if we’re going to make a Doakes reference.

I assume the ST Louis Cardinals have signed him to a multi-year deal for singing the Canadian National Anthem the White Way. The Cardinal Way

I presume you meant ‘chips’

If there has ever beeb a better conjunction of user name and post, I’d like to see it.

You can really hear the meat and/or heart disease in Berman’s voice these days.

Stroking a dong without a hat or helmet on is clearly the best way to do it.

Tim Tebow is in love. She throws just like he does