As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

That was a bad Djok

Querrey is the answer!

Duron Carter is a dickhead, the coach flopped and Canadian penalties sound adorable.

It’s up there with Geoff Thomas for England against France in 92, one of the great all-time misses

“I have a cheese shredder. That’s the positive name for it... ‘cheese shredder.’ Nobody ever calls it by its negative name... ‘sponge ruiner!’ Because I wanted to clean it. Now all I have is little bits of sponge... that would melt easily over tortilla chips.” - Mitch Hedberg

you could have jammed a fork into Dirk Nowitzki’s eye

I fucking lost it at this block. I was falling back like an And 1 mixtape entourage.

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

Here I was thinking it’s because two more seats had been farted in.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

I’d like to think he’ll just forget about it and move on to the next start, but as we all know, an Elfin never forgets.

Different guy. You’re thinking of John Travolta.

God is so good.

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

Makes you wonder if they are glitches!

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They committed to it even when he congratulated the Sharks on a great season. I mean that level of focus should be commended.

Cardinals lose their 13th game.

Fuck you buddy.